Alabama Cheese

The act of inserting cum into the vaginal lips of one of your family members and letting it ferment in there for days until it starts to age and solidify in a solid vaginal shaped curds.

I ran out of cheese the other day for my mac and cheese recipe for Thanksgiving, so I had to give my sister Nancy the Alabama Cheese in order to get some more.

by daddymadememaddy December 14, 2019

Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.

- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."

by Bishops Stortford December 22, 2011

road cheese

Chicks who come from another location looking to hookup with local talent and often bring their suitcases with them with no place to stay.

Ugh, look at that carload of road cheese!

by flippity April 03, 2011

ho cheese

See STD.

Used to insinuate someone may or has an STD.

1) I bet she has all kinds of ho cheese.

2) Did you hear he picked up some ho cheese in Mexico?

by o07ben January 16, 2008

cheese-cap

To slap or hit in the face with a block of cheese.

You just got cheese-capped.

by TheToby April 27, 2010

plug cheese

The white or yellowish cheesy ear jam that collects on the earring-like jewelry referred to as plugs used to stretch earlobe holes to different sizes.

I was hugging that guy and his plug fell out. I think some of his plug cheese got on my shoulder...man, it smells like ass ,dirty belly button and toe jam.

by heehaha January 07, 2011

cheese puff

to place one's mouth over the butthole and blow a short, powerful blast of air into the anus.

my rusty trombone was immediately followed by a cheese puff.

by gsodthecluck July 24, 2009