chainsaw

a girl with braces on ecstacy who gives u a blowjob, but she gurns on your cock at the same time.

dude 1: Oh man, last night my girlfriend chainsawed me.... i was bleeding for hours.

dude 2: aahhh, man!... what a bitch. Slap that monkey!

by mildexlark April 8, 2008

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

cain

A great guy with a MASSIVE COCK.

Person: How big are you? Approximately.
Cain: Like 16-17". At least 16".
Person: Niiice. I've asked you before and you just danced around the question like a ballet pro.
Cain: Well I'm more honest now.

by canopyjeffers June 18, 2011

the chainsmokers

One bad singer and a DJ

Kiera: OMG I'm actually super pumped to see the chainsmokers tonight!

John: Being earplugs, cause it ain't gonna sound like the radio.

by freelancecontributor November 20, 2016

anal cahinsaw massacre

Warpping tin foil around ones dick and proceding to have rough anal-sex

Johns ass hurt real bad after Joe gave him an anal cahinsaw massacre

by Encoded November 5, 2006

off da chains

black urban slang expressing happiness and joy

"Off da chains!" means something makes you as happy as a runaway slave that made it to the north.

Deez crack rocks are off da chainz!

by ILL34GL3 January 19, 2005

Chainsaw

The BEST weapon ever! Itl scare the shit outta ANYONE and it is WAY better than a shitty stiletto or switchblade. Too bad its not that portable...
The best part of Scarface was the scene where they were hacking up that gagged guy with the chainsaw in the washroom!

Gangsta Wigger- Hey Bitch! Gimme yo greens o il cut you up with my 5 inch switchblade!

Me - Oh yeah? (pulls out chainsaw, laughs as the gangsta wigger shits himself, tears the bloody fuck out of him)

by Heeheheh April 11, 2005