by Jehri neutron January 20, 2014
Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 05, 2013
A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.
by DinnerAtEight February 20, 2019
Teacher: " Timmy why where u in the bathroom for 20 minutes"
Timmy: " I was playing Man-Cake"
Teacher: " What is Man-Cake?"
Timmy: " I was Jerking off"
#jerking #Man #Cake
Timmy: " I was playing Man-Cake"
Teacher: " What is Man-Cake?"
Timmy: " I was Jerking off"
#jerking #Man #Cake
by Demonboi_808 May 04, 2017
by evildragon February 24, 2012
Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.
Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 25, 2018
Wong: “Dude, she is so hot, and we are both Taiwanese! Maybe that will give me a starting point for a conversation?”
Chu: “Nah, Man, she’s a Pineapple Cake. Unless you’ve got pink skin, you’ve got no chance.”
Chu: “Nah, Man, she’s a Pineapple Cake. Unless you’ve got pink skin, you’ve got no chance.”
by coleisfantastic January 20, 2018