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clean

adj
1. an item or article of clothing that looks real good
2. an action that is done smoothly
3. free of STD’s
4. sober/abstinent of any substance
5. lathered/washed
6. nice
1. Gab’s fit was so clean
2. yooo that bong rip was mad clean!
3. ladies, gotta make sure that hot girl summer suitor’s clean right

4. I haven’t been clean since 2019
5. Jade took a shower to clean herself since it’d been 2 weeks since her last one
6. cleannn
by bossbarb1 July 5, 2021
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Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.
My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!
by Enterich April 22, 2020
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How much clean time do you have

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀
Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?
by Gaggy p June 29, 2023
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Cleaned Out the Pipes

That First big gutteral fart after taking a poop, meaning you didn't leave anything left in your bowels for the day.
AGHHHHHHH!!! Damn I just cleaned out the pipes after that loud fart! feel 10 lbs lighter!
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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clean

i ain't giving up watching porn as long as i'm still clean.
by jethraw November 18, 2017
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Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?
by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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