Chode Lawson

A mother fucker who is so fake and so gay.

" Chode Lawson is so damn fake it aint even cool man."

by spmcd February 14, 2019

hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.

ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

Chode Islander

Pejorative term for a Rhode Island resident.

Why do all these Chode Islanders suck at driving?

by Leadfoot Leon November 9, 2016

chode whistle

The *loud* muffler of a car. Commonly found on pickups, Nissans, Toyotas, and other ricey cars.

"Yo you hear that loud car go by? Its got such a chode whistle"
"Yeah, it sounds really powerful"

by Qocc-nobbler December 5, 2020

choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.

dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.

by Joel February 26, 2003

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 8, 2023

Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016