When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit
Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today
June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?
Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?
Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
by Sceggs November 12, 2018
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Bro 2: No way.
Bro 1: Bum dog.
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Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.
Bro 2: No way.
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Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.
by tradbro August 20, 2018
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by LEDjelly March 20, 2019
Get the Bum Scrumbling mug.My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.
by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023
Get the Bummed water mug.A homeless person that lurks in the shadows, normally in alleyways, and appears seemingly out of nowhere to ask for change or other items.
Shadow Bums can appear day or night, but mainly strike when you think the area is free of homeless.
Shadow Bums can appear day or night, but mainly strike when you think the area is free of homeless.
"I checked around for bums and everything. I thought the area was clear, but then out popped a shadow bum from behind the building and he asked me for a cigarette!"
by wayoutofplace April 24, 2008
Get the Shadow Bum mug."You boys have detention for smacking each other on your bums." -Teacher
"ah, miss we are not boys, we are bum smackers!"- the boys
"ah, miss we are not boys, we are bum smackers!"- the boys
by Bailey Gynther February 17, 2020
Get the Bum Smackers mug.1. An intense LSD (or other psychedelic substance) experience, also referred to as a “Trip”, in which the person under the influence begins to feel an overwhelming sense of disappointment, despair, dread and anxiety.
2. Term describing an unpleasant experience while on large amounts of hallucinogens.
2. Term describing an unpleasant experience while on large amounts of hallucinogens.
Hippie 1:Sorry I freaked everyone out when I ran off into the woods, but I was having a totally “bum trip” and couldn’t get away from my shadow.
Hippie 2: Bummer, maaan. I had a “bum trip” last week on that sunshine acid. I was so outta my gourde it was a bummer.
Hippie 1: Bummer, man.
Hippie 2: Yeah man, total bummer, man.
Hippie 1: I know, maaan, like, “bum trips” are a total bummer.
Hippie 2:Tell me about it! Such a bummer!
Hippie 1: Oh, okay…so I had a majorly “bum trip” at the party when I stripped naked and ran into the woods. My shadow was a major bummer and totally bummed me out, maaan.
Hippe 2: Dude man, you are totally bumming me out! Bumming me out worse than this Grateful Dead drum solo. Has it really been 45 min of drums?? Bummer.
Hippie 2: Bummer, maaan. I had a “bum trip” last week on that sunshine acid. I was so outta my gourde it was a bummer.
Hippie 1: Bummer, man.
Hippie 2: Yeah man, total bummer, man.
Hippie 1: I know, maaan, like, “bum trips” are a total bummer.
Hippie 2:Tell me about it! Such a bummer!
Hippie 1: Oh, okay…so I had a majorly “bum trip” at the party when I stripped naked and ran into the woods. My shadow was a major bummer and totally bummed me out, maaan.
Hippe 2: Dude man, you are totally bumming me out! Bumming me out worse than this Grateful Dead drum solo. Has it really been 45 min of drums?? Bummer.
by $wen$on August 20, 2021
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