get this bread

This term refers the making of money in a normal sense but apparently at ashley ridge it means let's have a hundred freshmen thots fighting over irrelevant things like their fake street cred. and putting the whole school on lockdown ILT for 6 months because nobody knows how to stfu and pass highschool

Tarquisha: Sharquisha hold my weave
Sharquisha: why?
Tarquisha: I'm about to get this bread

by POKEMON.COM October 29, 2018

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

going with the bread

Making a life decision based upon where you feel your bread is best buttered. Making a choice that is the most beneficial to oneself. Choosing the best path.

"Yo man why did you drop Diana and hook up with Felicia"?
"Man, Diana never cooked. Felecia stays in the kitchen. I had to go with the bread man I had to go with the bread".

by dkarez4u July 3, 2005

bread

Comes from the cockney rhyming slang brown bread meaning DEAD.

i think he's brown bread mate!

by kkaarrll November 9, 2006

Bread

The act of getting breakfast in bed, followed by good morning head. The ultimate goal for any male to strive for. Also a clue that the woman doing the bread giving is a keeper. The key to a man's heart is through his stomach, and his penis, at the same time.

How was your date last night? Great I woke up to the best BREAD I've ever had. Dude she gave you BREAD? You gotta keep that dame around.

by MachineShop January 3, 2008

Penis Bread

Founded in 2003, a man playing WoW came up with a new recipe for an amazing food, and that food is Penis Bread.
The ingredients are:

1 slice of foreskin

1 pound of bread dough

These are the steps too make this item:

1. Slice off a Christians penile foreskin and roll it flat with the roller tool.

2. Get 1 pound of bread dough and also roll the shit out of it.

3. Rip off little pieces of foreskin and place into the bread dough onto random areas of the bread. (Any design is okay).

4. Place the finished dough into an over and bake at 375 degrees F. Let is cook for about 15 minutes, or however long it takes until the bread looks like..well, bread.

5. After 15 minutes is up, let it cool, and you're finished!

6. (optional) Use the fresh Penis Bread for a sandwich or for a nice French Baguette, any other choice is okay.

Mom calls her son Timothy around Dinner Time..

"Hello?" -Tim

"Hey Time, is Mom, I need you to come home right way!" -Mom

"But why!?" -Tim

"Because I have a fresh loaf of Penis Bread on the table for us ready to go to town on!" -Mom

"Sweet Mom! You're awesome!" -Tim

by kongaman September 24, 2011

brain bread

A canabalist term refering to the brain after it's been prepared for serving. The brain is sliced into servings similar to a loaf of bread, and is refered to as "brain bread".

"Do you have anymore of that brain bread left?"

by Bluehawk February 7, 2005