Jean Boner

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

by Candygem729 November 14, 2016

Funny Boner

When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner

Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr

by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019

bargain boner

When you get such a good bargain you get a boner from it.

I just picked up a nixon jacket and adio shoes for a fourth of the price! i have such a bargain boner right now.

by Mammoth October 2, 2013

Boner Day

boner day is day when eminem make boner song or even boner album

example of boner day
person 1: it is boner day
person 2: yay

by bonerinem December 12, 2019

Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life

Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by visherin March 6, 2020

boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 December 5, 2015

Rubik's Boner

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018