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go to bed

Go to bed Jared you bloody arsehole.
by BigLadIzaac December 30, 2021
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Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.
Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!
by broseph1120 January 1, 2012
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moist the bed

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
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Bunk Bed

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.
by troller330 June 9, 2018
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Ciggarettes in bed

The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...

Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..

This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...

Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
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ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.
You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.
by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017
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Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017
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