Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 16, 2016

Bed Wars

A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.

Can you play some Bed Wars with me, please? 🥺

by Aheedude June 19, 2025

go to bed

fuck off

Go to bed Jared you bloody arsehole.

by BigLadIzaac December 30, 2021

Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020

Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.

Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today

by JARGO420 October 31, 2017

double-bedded

To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.

"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"

by DOR123 November 14, 2011