Beat The Pete

When you beat the meat really hard so that it starts bleeding

I'm going to beat the Pete if you ask me to 😏

by Crippling erection November 18, 2016

Aase Beate

Aase Beate is a Swedish or Norwegian name. Mostly lady’s over 60 has the name Aase Beate. Is there is a kid or teenager that is called Aase Beate she is probably shy, but smart. She is overthinking and is very stubborn, but she cares about others feelings and she’s insecure

Guy 1: i got a snap from Aase Beate!! Hahah
Guy 2: Ahhaha who is that??

by Solveig Trobak November 30, 2021

Beat the butter

Another mean for "beating my meat" ya kno..yea

Brain: My dick mad hard
Me: Well I guess I'll go beat the butter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *
*logs in to pornhub.com/ BOYS GON WILD XXX. com*

by 4:54 am and I'm feeling jazzy September 30, 2018

Beat machine

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.

Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.

by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018

Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

Rank beats

Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.

Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was having a little difficulty taking a dooper.

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

Max-Beat

A term used to describe the epic amount of violence one individual inflicts upon another individual. Created after the angry outburst that occurred when NHL player Maxime Talbot switched from the Pittsburgh Penguins to the Philadelphia Flyers.

I'm going to Max-Beat your ass to the underworld, fool!

by LuckyNumber87 August 15, 2011