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Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator
by business bumpkin September 16, 2012
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Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.
Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.
by Mittyymm December 14, 2018
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business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.
by Sexydimma October 1, 2014
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Standing on business

Justin: "You're not getting it, it's not CLOCKING to you. It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it?"

Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"
by KeepTheDamnSocksOn July 1, 2025
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Bogan business class

Extra legroom economy class seating (E.g. emergency exit rows)
YEAH MATE, ME 'N THE MISSUS SPLURGED THE EXTRA FIFTY BUCKS FOR BOGAN BUSINESS CLASS ON OUR JETSTAR FLIGHTS TO BALI NEXT WEEK
by Zerogravitas June 8, 2024
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busy my balls

Massaging one’s Balls from underneath
In order to get through the long work day. At times I have to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls
by Warden Norton June 20, 2024
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Business Credit

Your business credit score should not a ZERO! You don’t have to use your personal money. Stop attaching your social security number to your business. Your business keeps getting denied because your business isn’t set up properly. Your business credit has your home address listed. Your business credit score isn’t at least an 80. You haven’t established no vendors under your business credit report. Last but not least, if you thought getting an EIN was enough to start a business your are completely WRONG!
Text TFGTAX TO 22828 or go to www.talleyfinancialgroupinc.com if you want to properly set up your business and build business credit
by Business Credit November 23, 2021
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