Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

breakfast in venice

Cunnilingus.

I was having breakfast in Venice with my girlfriend yesterday. It's the best thing.

by Xephimost August 12, 2015

Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.

I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.

by Jacjoa November 5, 2021

breakfast shake

The act of making the bed rock when you first wake up; then giving it your own topping.

How about a breakfast shake; nothing like a little shake to start your day.

by L00M April 20, 2018

Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

chem breakfast

a breakfast held at approximately 9:30 a.m with a group of friends usually to discuss the academic subject of chemistry. It is the perfect mix between academia and socialization.

yo mitch lets go to chem breakfast!

what time is it? It's chem breakfast time.

by kamikazi672523 January 26, 2011

breakfast cafe staff team

when the staff team is poggers

i wish we could be like the breakfast cafe staff team

by beepboop_olive May 3, 2021