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Judo attacks

Judo attacks are commonly used by citizens in asia due to the increased chance of being robbed and raped by a ninja. The most basic judo attack would be the judo chop. The judo chop originated from a chinese monk named Hong kong chong jin jia ching bo ki hongzai IV. Master Hong Hongzai taught this move to Austin Powers. Austin later used this attack in a couple of movies although, Austin was robbed and raped by a ninja. That bring us to the second and more effective judo attack: The judo kick. The judo kick is quite simple really, all you must do is a roundhouse kick to the balls while wearing metal shoes with side spikes. The judo kick originated from the province of Judosia in Pakistan and was mastered by Jimmy Kii Ching Han XIV. Unfortunaly Jimmy and his judo kicks could be no match against a ninja with an uzi. This brings us to the last attack: the judo M249Saw. The judo M249Saw is a modified version of the american M249Saw light machine gun. The judo version includes an extra 369 rounds of ammunition as well as a cup holder. The only thing that beats this is the Judo nuke but ill get to that another day.
I gave that motha fucka a judo kick. I totally used my judo M249Saw on that rabbit fucka. I used my judo attacks on chuck norris and now im a fucking dead man!
by Gorillabeast2012 June 12, 2012
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Sack Attack

When a guys balls are bigger than his penis, so he fucks chicks with his balls rather than his penis.
My boyfriend gave me a sack attack last night because I couldn't find his dick.
by GivzZ December 13, 2016
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Tism attack

When someone makes a stupid mistake, and then beats their hand on their chest and makes a screeching noise
Hunter had a tism attack in math today when he said two plus two equals five.
by Kevin McKinney May 13, 2018
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when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.
by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
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fat attack

1. When someone continuously eats and cannot stop.

2. A large group of fat people trying to eat you alive.
"Dude, why can't you stop eating?"
"Oh, SNAP! I'm having a fat attack!"
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snack attack

To pelt someone with foodstuffs with the intention of bodily harm.
Archers, fire a volley! Spearmen, sweep right! Twinkie squad, SNACK ATTACK!
by Featherstone April 10, 2006
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Attack on Titan

When you fully attempt to fuck a massively obese woman.
Damn man your woman is thick. Yeah, tonight I'm going totally Attack on Titan on her ass!!
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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