Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- May 30, 2018

firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch

Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole

by himynamedbvdd April 15, 2016

bozo’s asshole

Something ugly. Repulsive. Hideous.

Good God! Look at chick, She’s the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. She looks like Bozo’s Asshole

by Ryno78 November 07, 2017

asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes

Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer

by asshole whispered December 24, 2017

Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.

Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!

by TrekinMad October 17, 2019

watery asshole

When you water your asshole too much

Bro why did you water my asshole so much now it's a watery asshole

by watery asshole February 16, 2018

Trick Asshole

When you pay for a hooker and he is somewhat convincing and or you're drunk/high and can't tell that you're not in a vagina.

Yeah, Steve's even getting fucked by straight dudes with that trick asshole.

by Lil2'high May 09, 2023