It's akin to the more widespread 'morning wood', but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. It does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by lustful porn stars, it's caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. Hence the title 'mourning wood'
Doug: Hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.
Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.
Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.
by katzdogma July 22, 2007
Get the Mourning Woodmug. Tiger Woods. (n.). A drink with half and half mix of lemonade and black tea that is like the Arnold Palmer but fits better in a racially incorrect way, as in Woods is half yellow and half black, and gets a lot of tang, and didn't quite get away with it.
Slang from the last decade in the San Jose or Milpitas area, especially after Tiger's falling out with his mistresses.
Slang from the last decade in the San Jose or Milpitas area, especially after Tiger's falling out with his mistresses.
Tiger Woods (nee. Arnold Palmer)
Asking for an Arnold Palmer makes sense in a restaurant, but if you ask for a Tiger Woods there will probably be some stares from the wait staff.
Also called Island Tea Lemonade.
Asking for an Arnold Palmer makes sense in a restaurant, but if you ask for a Tiger Woods there will probably be some stares from the wait staff.
Also called Island Tea Lemonade.
by sporkfif44 June 19, 2011
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. Oakton Woods is THE sweetest neighborhood in all of Northern VA. The guys of this neighborhood naturally get into the best colleges in the country and enjoying drinking natty light and smoking parliament lights.
random kid: goddamn i wish i lived in your neighborhood (Oakton Woods)!!
O.W. guy: shut up, bow down. (flicks his cig at him)
O.W. guy: shut up, bow down. (flicks his cig at him)
by ProudOWresident September 13, 2007
Get the Oakton Woodsmug. The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.
Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!
by VitaPeachHealthLog March 17, 2011
Get the sanding woodmug. Bob: Yo, I'm from K-wood so that automatically means I'm daaaamn cool.
Billy: you poser! Your from Alexandria! I'm a true kingwoodian from k-wood!
Billy: you poser! Your from Alexandria! I'm a true kingwoodian from k-wood!
by jerseyGirl February 27, 2004
Get the k-woodmug. A guy who failed to kick out a bunch of hot enough girls that offered sex to him. In other words, a guy who did what most men would do if ever given the chance. If he was white and this was France or Brazil, he'd be admired for being Manly Man No. 1 and the only thing people would be sorry for would be the fact that he got caught and that he offered a damn whiny apology to anybody else than his wife. But since this is the US and he's black and his wife is white, this is somehow so extremely despicable and uppity and nigger-needs-to-know-his-place.
Look there goes Tiger Woods. Since Our Holiness wouldn't even think of screwing those girls when they came up and asked for it, let's throw the first stone.
by TeaRex April 3, 2010
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. by atgreer September 10, 2015
Get the laying woodmug.