Alabama three-way

A sex act involving three old white guys.

"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way"

by Leap Day William February 28, 2012

Blanch Three-Way

Where you get shot down by two members of the opposite sex (or or the same gender if that is how you swing) at once.

He thought he was going to score with two girls at once. But they pulled a Blanch Three-Way on him and dumped his sorry ass.

by STSM of the RCMB August 21, 2009

Three Eyed Turtle

When you insert you penis and both balls into a womans vagina. Since you cannot thrust in and out you just kind of wiggle around until the woman is about to cum. Just before the woman cums you pull out and shove a rolled-up phone book (yellow pages are preferred) into her vagina as she cums.

Bob bring a phone book over so we can Three Eyed Turtle Ginny later.

by Rusty Rust March 12, 2010

P base three

A P base three is the mathematical way of saying P3, which was originaly an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has also come to mean penis. Also P base four minus one.

"Quit grabbing your P base three in public, Mark, it's impolite."

by The Horned Water January 26, 2005

three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

by Batwings August 30, 2006

Three Legged Chinaman

This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.

Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"

Randy: "Nice man!"

Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"

by Anonymous Bee. Tard October 22, 2007

Viennese three-way

A sexual encounter involving three people, two of whom are classical musicians. This gives the sex act an intriguing dynamic. Gender doesn't matter.

When Ted was in Chicago last week he scored a Viennese three-way with a couple of hot violinists.

by gravity train January 25, 2009