Self suck

When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.

Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?

by Nick Highger June 13, 2018

Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

France Sucks

Quite honest facts, Mostly because France really does suck, Also this is why when you go to france, The first thing to do is leave immediately.

Jake: Hey guys i just went to france!
Steve: God no, France Sucks, Leave immediately.

by France Is Terrible May 24, 2023

Suck-and-tuck

When one is giving oral sex, and the partner is about to climax, they give a ‘love tap,’ and the giver (in their own fashion) “tucks” or dives out of the way of the oncoming ejaculation

I was getting head from Melissa last night, and right before I came, she suck-and-Tucked and dove off the bed.

by Meh_xo June 30, 2019

Sussy Suck

When you you're getting good head in electrical.

Red: What were you doing in electrical?

Blue: Pink was giving me the ol' Sussy Suck.

Red: Damn, lucky.

by Virtual Fella May 2, 2021

Suck an egg

Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up

Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG

by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018

Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019