Turf Monster

The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.

Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.

by Blank77 May 19, 2009

monster rock

A subgenre of rock defined by its infectious, hypnotic hard rock beats and spooky riffs. See fiendcore or horror punk.

This monster rock tune is catchy.

by Mike August 11, 2004

Sausage Monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are taking many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.

The dude on will and grace is a sausage monster

by Yourmomisgay2000 March 11, 2009

Sloppy Monster

When someone throws up all over another persons dick and then gives them a blow job cleaning the dick.

Yea, that girl gave me a sloppy monster last night...Very kinky!

by wickedcuteguy November 18, 2010

fecal monster

a monster that like fecal
tpypically a fecal monster would be releated to a smurf

by smeg head October 23, 2003

Knowledge Monster

An individual with magnificent and powerful intelligence with which he/she is able to defeat all other mindpowers.

In the words of Decker...

"I'm like a Knowledge Monster, you cant touch this!"

by Stevie Y March 4, 2005

Green Monster

When a man has a runny nose, and he uses his own mucus as a lubricant for intercourse.

Yeah so I had a cold last night, so I attempted a Green Monster, only it just grossed her out and she kicked me out of her house. naked.

by SnotRocket August 7, 2012