Definitions by SnotRocket

Green Monster 

When a man has a runny nose, and he uses his own mucus as a lubricant for intercourse.

Yeah so I had a cold last night, so I attempted a Green Monster, only it just grossed her out and she kicked me out of her house. naked.

Green Monster by SnotRocket August 7, 2012

thingus 

used in the same context as thingy

hey, hand me that thingus over there!

thingus by snotrocket February 13, 2007