job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

by Confused Designer April 5, 2017

Granny Job

1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia

2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness

Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her

Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs

Mike: oh wow

Or:

Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job

Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?

by ddrop213 October 27, 2011

Mo-Job

When one ingests copious amounts of various types of alcohol, topped off by projectile, violent, and exsplosive emesis.

Maureen did a stellar performance of a Mo-Job one saturday night.

by Sammie Jo7 June 11, 2013

Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.

She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.

by LanzAlx November 28, 2013

brillo job

the act of oral sex between to men, usually with a scruffy beard and mustash i.e. andrew pretended to be asleep while he recieved a blow job from tyrone.

"Hey can you believe Drew got a brillo job from some random dude!?! Thats some repugnant ass shit!!!

by jemhunter December 25, 2008

sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.

I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.

by Katy B. December 7, 2006

Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.

Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017