jason

"i love you jason"
by poop III August 03, 2020
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Eric’s twin, also known as Jeric.
Person 1: Hey is that Eric?
Person 2: No LOL, that’s Jason.
by Jericdailo November 23, 2021
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by Backedbyscience November 24, 2021
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Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.
Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny
by Jgill07 July 08, 2019
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Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
by chadsmith11 October 14, 2020
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Jason is a dude, he has very good luck because he get good at everything. He is good at math and Chinese. Jason is jason he likes giving you hugs i think. Jason is cool and is nice to have him in life cause he sometimes will give you candy so you will never starve to death :)
by Heheheholan November 07, 2020
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An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.
-So how was last night?
-It was great, Jason is such a god, i love him.
by yup,itsme May 17, 2021
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