blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.

Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.

by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014

Brain Fart

When your in mid-conversation and... Damn!! I forget what I was gonna say!

I can't give one because I forget what I was talking about... Duh!! Sorry everyone!

BRAIN FART!!

by scrale May 2, 2014

squirrel brain

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.

during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends

by revilo nworb August 27, 2013

Pickle Brain

When your built like a moose getting rammed by a deer while it's being cut open by a hunter with a baby eating its insides

Shut up pickle brain.

by Pudp February 27, 2020

peanut brain

A dumb-ass who is incapable of understanding basic concepts that come naturally to the majority of the developed world. An individual whose IQ is within 10 points or above 100.

That peanut brain called a timeout even though they had none left.

by sandlot03 March 3, 2021

Brain Skeeze

When a women has side affects similar to the pain felt by eating ice cream too fast, when she is giving filagio.

"Suck my dick bitch...... oh shit i gots brain skeeze"

by MarkyBoii February 4, 2009

Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.

Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015