by dazza wazza October 13, 2006
Get the ffs mug.Facebook Family Trouble: When a person posts a seemingly innocent comment on Facebook, then one of their family members sees it and turns into a confrontation and public humiliation.
Carl Smith "at the San Diego zoo with my beautiful wife for a peaceful getaway"
Cindy Smith Jones "Oh Really?! You're in San Diego and you didn't tell me? I live two minutes from the beach! Why didn't you tell me you were coming to CA? I have to let Mom and everybody know you're in town. You better come by my house before you go! We're still ticked off about Christmas and have a bone to pick with you. Bring wife #5 too so we can see if she's good enough for you! What's her name again? Does she know you can't have kids after that 'accident' with the vacuum?"
Carl Smith "total FFT, Cindy! Freaking chill out...and we're not going to your house!"
Cindy Smith Jones "Oh Really?! You're in San Diego and you didn't tell me? I live two minutes from the beach! Why didn't you tell me you were coming to CA? I have to let Mom and everybody know you're in town. You better come by my house before you go! We're still ticked off about Christmas and have a bone to pick with you. Bring wife #5 too so we can see if she's good enough for you! What's her name again? Does she know you can't have kids after that 'accident' with the vacuum?"
Carl Smith "total FFT, Cindy! Freaking chill out...and we're not going to your house!"
by SA Step July 4, 2011
Get the FFT mug.Stands for "Freedom From Manufacturers" in reference to right-to-repair advocacy. Variations exist by customers in reference to specific companies found to be stifling their ability to repair and modify their property (e.g., "Fuck Future Motion"). It is often used as a form of passive protest by customers who have opted not to boycott the manufacturers for one reason or another.
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Dude, FFO is playing with The Toasters at Jackrabbits on October 20th. You should totally go because you will get drugs and money if you go. Also sexual favors.
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