Oliver the fat shit

This is used to describe someone called Oliver who is a fat shit who should jump of a cliff because of their lifestyle of eating. He does nothing but eat he will never unfortunately have sex because he is so fat he will just belly bounce the lady and he has a shrivelled penis. And when ordering food he gets his ruler out to measure which cake is the biggest

Person 1: look at that guy over there eating a massive cake

Person 2: wow he is so big he is Oliver the fat shit

by AandBarefitaf November 9, 2019

Flip two shits

When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"

Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"

Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."

by Jacko Striker March 7, 2009

fuck shit hole

When you dad fucks your hole so hard it tears. You then try to hit home but he calls for his pet goose and the goose ends up fucking you

Oh no my dad fuck shit hole

by Fuck shit hole November 1, 2020

Technology prolonged shit

When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.

Welp, it's poopin' time!

*grabs smartphone*

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*flush*

*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*

Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.

by FistBomb060 March 1, 2014

Horse Shit Sandwich

When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.

Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"

Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.

by Justin Syder September 2, 2014

straya skits shit

Where good Aussie blokes do skits shit with their friends.like blowing shit up, knocking and running, egging, getting bitches.

Fuck those blokes do some skits shit or should I say they do straya skits shit.

by straya skits shit May 7, 2019

some shit like that

What sakuri wanted me to look up on Urban Dictionary

Sakuri North: try googling that on urban dictionary
Sakuri North: er some shit like that

by TacoNissan November 17, 2020