She tells him when he can and can't see his kids even though he has a court order. He's such a vaggy man.
by Medsched December 28, 2011
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I have the perfect man, he went on holiday and brought me back a shell because he remembered me saying I collected them as a kid.
by Nikkihouldey April 13, 2023
Get the The perfect man mug.A man who used to serve a purpose but who's shine has faded to equal that of the rusted old vehicles he used to be assigned to, the difference being that they can be restored while he is too far gone to be worth the gas it would take to transport him for scrap.
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
by Rashholevortex February 20, 2022
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by nativedude11:11 September 19, 2020
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At the wedding, Hussein went into full Bareeze Man mode by strenuously flexing all of his body parts inside of his Bareeze outfit in front of all of the young aunties, so that he could be impressed and complimented by them. Turns out, that all the aunties have passed out due to Hussein's excessive flexing. One uncle even walked up to Hussein and recited the nazar ki dua while helicopter slapping him, so that he could “get into his senses”.
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