am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

you knows it, I grows it

An expression of emphatic agreement.

Coming to the party tonight, playa?

You knows it, I grows it!

by Shuaman October 2, 2018

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

i-lovelies

Short for International Lovelies (외랑둥이).

The name that k-army (Korean BTS fans) has given to i-army (international BTS fans), as a term of endearment.

The Korean part of kpop fandoms usually hate their international counterpart and call them names such as i-roaches or cockroaches, but because of their good nature, thankfulness and close relationship to i-army, k-army chose to name their international counterpart i-lovelies.

Likewise international ARMYs call the Korean fandom k-diamonds, because they find them so incredibly precious.

- Our i-lovelies ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I can really feel their affections for not only the boys but also for Korean Eppis ㅠㅠㅠ.
- Please tell our i-lovelies that I love them... and please tell them "thank you for always working hard".

by Expertus March 20, 2018

I Know Joe

A random shirt worn by a waitress at a Mexican restaurant. You look it up on Urban Dictionary, but they don’t have it. You proceed to make a definition about how you saw the slogan on a waitresses shirt at a Mexican restaurant and how Urban Dictionary didn’t have it; on Urban Dictionary.

That waitress wore the strangest shirt that said “I Know Joe.”

by xX_YOLO_YEET_Xx April 4, 2018

i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018

i want some forehead

A girl who wants the D 8=========D

You: sup girl I want some forehead

Girl:I’ll give you some fire head cause I want that massive D of urs

by Nogga May 15, 2018