Old man nipples

Raisins.

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.

by Twin07 July 17, 2021

Man of Precision

The phrase used for when a man is precise to a such point he is better than everyone else

Alastair is such a man of precision

by Pavement Misuse January 31, 2019

Man Slut

Someone who looks and talks to every other girl and makes comments about their face and body despite having a girlfriend

Aloys Gerard is a Man Slut

by Vanillacoke98 July 17, 2025

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

Chopped Man Epidemic

This era of time some women refer to as the “Chopped Man Epidemic”, essentially the shortage of good looking men.

Girl 1- I haven’t seen a good looking man in weeks.
Girl 2- Yeah, we’re really in a chopped man epidemic.

by TziTziDatGuyGuy June 26, 2025

vomit man

A man or person that makes people want to vomit. also can be a way to describe something that makes you wanna vomit..

" you face is vomit man"

"your a vomit man"

by Lord Siff January 23, 2009

man trampoline

when having sex a girl is bouncing on a man

going up and down on a dick is a man trampoline

by im your dad bobby December 5, 2019