fuck my balls

The best expression to show frustration and anger. Also see fuck my ass

Alexis: Fuck this, fuck my balls.
Chandler: What?
Alexis: EAT, SANTA.

by German Lumberjack December 22, 2008

Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers

Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!

by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015

bush butt fuck

what president bush is doing to the country

bush butt fucked us on taxes.

by NATAS666 September 20, 2006

Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment

"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

*

"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."

by pentacookie December 31, 2007

go and fuck yourself

almost same meaning as go to hell, but in a much more rude way

boy: Hey babe, care to come with me??
girl: go and fuck yourself

by number1dubagoor August 31, 2015

fuck you cunt

When a particular person persuades you that they may be annoying you to the point where you wish pain on there presents

HEY HEY HEY MAN YOU IS GUNNA GET FUCKED UP SOON IF YOU DOESNT STOP POOFING ON WHITCH ME YOU FUCKHEAD SO FUCK YOU CUNT

by Power of Griggstain July 31, 2017

ass fuck fart

when a girl or a guy gets fucked hard in the ass and has copious amounts of cum sprayed in the ass. Then after they fart and massive amounts of cum and shit balls splatters out of the asshole

i had the biggest ass fuck fart this morning form gettting fucked in the ass last night

by ass fucker as April 3, 2010