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Your Grandpap can't fap 

The action in which an individual in a deathly situation when insulted with "your granny tranny" takes the last insult that also ends their opponents life.

If you were to survive the "your granny tranny" insult, this insult would leave you, and your opponent, and their family in an instant death.
Bob: Your mom gay!

Jim: Your dad lesbian!

Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim

Jim: No! Don't do it!

Bob: your granny tranny

*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
Jim's Final words: Your Grandpap can't fap ...
*Bob and his whole entire family dies of spontaneous combustion*

Your bro a hoe 

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.
George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

Your Grandpappy a Trappy 

Even worse than your granny a tranny which was previously worst insult known to man.
Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: your dad lesbian
Person 1: your granny tranny
Person 2: your grandpappy a trappy
Person 1: dies

Your dog bisexual 

Worse than any other insult, can not be reflected back to you,

"No you" does not work when said the earth orbits quicker
Works on normies very well
Jack- ur granny tranny
Carl- Your dog bisexual
Jack- no u
Carl- lol ineffective
Jack- *rethinks his life then he fucking blows up into fairydust* *the earth orbits faster

Your Grandpa a man bra 

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%
May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*

Your bro a hoe 

If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.
Joe: Your sister a mister
Brian: Your bro a hoe
*Universe collapses*
Your bro a hoe by Matrix Drive March 28, 2018