wtfsan

WTF, with a Japanese flair.

Friend: I am a chicken. LOOOL!
Me: WTFsan?

by interfect January 4, 2008

WTFIDE

What The Fuck I Don't Even.
A statement for the ultimate intensity of confusion.

Some guy: "Hey man, do you wanna come ride a pair of robo-dolphins into space?"
Another guy: "WTFIDE?!"

by GodlyAndy March 24, 2011

WTFH mode

When a car or truck's onboard computer stops working and the vehicle shuts down.forcing you to walk home Your car's onboard computer is now in WTFH mode. Walk the fuck home mode.

I was driving home and my cars onboard computer got stuck in WTFH mode, So I had to walk the rest of the way

by Tnick October 2, 2005

wtfever

What the fuck fever. Whenever someone simply goes into a mode of operation where he cannot say anything but wtf due to their cluelessness about some situation. He/she will go into an outburst of "wtf, wtf..." ad infinitum for the entire day, week or even month.

Jake just had a what the fuck fever where he just said wtf as many times as he could in a day

by Bush suppoters can't support their contentions November 4, 2004

wtfbshax

omg - Oh my god
bs - Bull shit
hax (h4x) - to hack into something, or to be able to do something that someone cannot understand.

you are playing your fav multiplayer shoot-em-up, you've just gone around a corner, and then your friend blows the fuck out of your head without you even seing him. You would then shout "What the fuck bull shit hax!"

by ChoW-MeiN June 1, 2004

wtfpwns

Combination of WTF (What the fuck) and PWNS ('owns' in the sense of 'defeats', see: PWN). Used to describe a total victory over someone who didn't even stand a chance.

"The average gamer playing a first person shooter on a PC with keyboard and mouse wtfpwns the average gamer playing the same game on a XBox 360 with a gamepad."

by Tachyon May 25, 2007

WTFTF

Abbreviation of "When There (is) Fran There (is) Food"

Could be mistaken for "What the fuck the fuck"

Kate: God I'm soo hungary!
Ro: WTFTF!

by Francescaaaa May 11, 2008