hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 02, 2019

Curry boner

a boner you have over tim curry mostly in rocky horror even if your straight

i was watching rocky horror and got a curry boner all of a sudden

by PAPA VEGETA February 16, 2018

Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life

Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by visherin March 07, 2020

Hate Boner

(noun) a hatred so evident it simulates a similar desire of a sexual aspiration. In other words, what Nathan has for Rudy Gobert.

Nathan: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAH BUM HAHAHAHAH HE SUCKS SO MUCH (24/7)
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.

by VeanSSJ5 March 30, 2022

Trashy boner

An unwanted boner which someone gets in a public place is known as a trashy boner

Karen called me a simp for getting a trashy boner

by someduck69 November 30, 2022

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Marvel Boner

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.

Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!

by Toonis April 27, 2018