Great Valley Middle School 

A mediocre school in Pennsylvania that thinks it is the shit with their awards hanging in the halls. Students are either popular assholes with daddys money to spend, teachers pets on steroids, normal people, or people who you arent even sure know how to speak. a very rare percentage of said popular kids are nice. most teachers are protected by their tenure and therefore flirt with 13 year olds. They pick favorites, give way too much work, are racist, sexist, or all of the above. 6th graders are loud, 7th graders are louder, and most people by 8th grade no longer have a will to live. they are still loud.

i fucking hate Great Valley Middle School.

Great Valley Middle School by fattyfatfatfatfatty November 27, 2023

Uncanny Valley 

/ʌnˌkæn.i ˈvæl.i/ noun.

A cognitive phenomenon identified by robotics professor Masahiro Mori in 1970, the 'Uncanny Valley' effect is an inverted bell curve signifying a general tendency of humans to experience less affinity for mechanical objects as their appearance, movements, and sounds approach human resemblance as a robot. This decline in affinity becomes discomfort because as the machine more approximates a human body and head, and peaks where the face most accurately resembles a human face while the expressions it is programmed with, not being as intricate or precise as real human expressions, create a more 'alive but inhuman' impression.
As the physical appearance, movements, expressions, and vocalizations of the robot begin to more approximate those of a human, that 'creep factor' declines until the human form, face, movements, expressions, and vocalizations (and perhaps scents, breathing patterns, and pulse) is replicated by the robot at which point human discomfort with the robot would, theoretically, vanish.

"I just met Ron DeSantis and shook his hand. It was so cold and clammy. All my hairs stood on end and I was shaking because the uncanny valley feeling he gave me... dude, I need a drink. He's not real. He's just... he's not human. No soul.... no soul... no soul. Let's get that drink. Dude? Dude, what are you looking at? Why aren't you looking at m...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! OH GOD NO! YOU'RE RON DESANTIS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH......."

"Honey?" *Shaking him* "Honey, wake up!"

*Waking up* "Whu... whu? Omg, baby... it was just a dream. I was with Brad and we just met Ron Desantis, and he had this wicked strong uncanny valley vibe... and then... and then Brad was Ron DeSantis.... I..."

"Shhhh honey, it's okay. It was just a dream. I'm here now."

"Is that Dozer under the covers with us?"

"Yeah honey." *too Dozer under covers* "Hey Dozie! Who's a good boy! See honey? It's Dozer."
*Throws cover off*

"Hi Buddy! I'm Ron DeSantis and I eat children.... 's textbooks. I mean meet, uhhh. oh, 'yeetie'. I 'yeetie' children's..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -but forever.

The End

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Uncanny Valley by BSBuzzsaw.com December 1, 2023

Passaic Valley 

Passaic Valley is a high school in NJ. Where most kids there think there tough but will get folded by a girl. 3 towns go there including WP, LF, and Totowa. Woodland Park kids act like they were raised in the bronx where they can’t fight for shit. They are mostly arabs and hispanics that always want to start something. Little Falls has some normal people and that are actually chill. Totowa is filled with white boys that swear they can fight but suck each others dick for a living. You can’t forget about the hoe ass white girls that think they can pull everyone. I don’t recommend going to this shitty high school. The teachers suck ass and the sports are dog.

Passaic Valley is shit.

Passaic Valley by remixisning January 9, 2024

Huntington valley 

A very dangerous town outside of Philadelphia known as the “trenches” stated by citizen/rapper Dr.drew

Don’t go to Huntington valley, hella bops and hella shots.

Huntington valley by Tony darma February 7, 2024

Maple Valley Pit Stop 

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

Maple Valley Pit Stop by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

Hidden valley head 

Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.

“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”

Hidden valley head by Bammy secca March 15, 2024

River Valley 

A "River Valley" is a collection of people who influenced you deeply by coming into your life, and the incidents that followed their arrival that changed you "forevermore".
They may or may not still be around but you will always carry a small part of them with you wherever you go.

It can also be a way of describing your life.
Life being a River Valley of events that goes on and on and never stops.

First referenced in the song "River Valley" by Souparnika Rajagopal.

"River Valley tell me how it feels when you're going on and on" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal

"River Valley don't fade away" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal

River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal March 16, 2024