University of Western Ontario 

The University of Western Ontario (UWO) prides itself upon being the number one choice for underachieving white trash who have delusions of grandeur.

Although the anti-intellectual environment of UWO is readily apparent when engaging in conversation with a UWO student, Western students attempt to highlight their ignorance by continuously dying their hair blonde, in case
you were somehow oblivious to the fact that you were conversing with a retard. The blonde hair serves as a telling reminder.

Blonde UWO girl: I go to the Ivey school of business, so I'll be an Ivey League graduate.
Non-UWO guy: I think you mean Ivy League. The Ivy League consists of eight private American schools. The University of Western Ontario is not a member.

Blonde UWO girl: What? Whatever, I'm cute. Let's have sex.

University of Western Ontario by Pobbie August 29, 2010

western michigan university 

(a.k.a. WMU) a university in kalamazoo, michigan with over 26,000 students. noted for its aviation, engineering, and education programs. judith bailey, the current president is incredibly disliked by most students and faculty. the schools colors are brown and gold and the mascot is the bronco, personified by 'Buster Bronco.'

"You go to Western Michigan University, huh?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. That's cool."

"Yeah. It is."

western michigan university by atticus2020 June 24, 2006

University of Western Ontario 

where stupid white sluts go because they don't want to go to U of T because its "too hard" or because they couldn't get into McGill.

wise guy 1: "Dude do you know why the University of Western Ontario doesn't celebrate Christmas?"
wise guy 2: "Why?"
wise guy 1: "Because they can't find a virgin or three wise men. hahahha lolz"

University of Western Ontario by iveyleagure November 20, 2010

universally

An idea that can be applied on an intergalactic scale, although more commonly used to state that a certain ideas apply or are accepted by all humans in general.

The idea that the brain is the primary thought processing center in the human body is universally accepted.
The theory of emotions and their correlations to facial expressions can be universally applied.

universally by Zukazamme May 15, 2008

UniversityJunction 

UniversityJunction.com is a free network for undergraduate students to share and upload class notes and information, thus shortening the excruciating circuit of sifting through textbooks and lectures, and guessing which material is important.

“Dude I totally forgot about class cause I was watching Ice Spiders on the sci fi channel again”
“Don’t sweat it; I uploaded the notes on UniversityJunction!”

UniversityJunction by Unijun January 29, 2009

The University of Advancing Technology 

A college filled with tech nuts, geeks, nerds, and all the like.
A place where HACKER is a good thing, and buffering is a swear word.

Dorms are filled with computers and soda.
Nerf wars erupt campus wide, some guns drawing blood in a single dart blow.

The grass in green somehow, even in the scorching Arizona heat.

Just down the road from ASU (spits on asu)

Soon the parking lot will be alive.
Cars with neon shall replace the countless racks of bikes.

Techy 1: "You seen the computers at uat?"
Techy 2: "Yea their... like... crazy!"
Techy 1: "Some of the dorms have like 15 computers each!"
Techy 2: "Yea and The University of Advancing Technology has the best there is for their classrooms with their new government funding."

The University of Advancing Technology by starg8man June 18, 2011

Michigan State University 

1: A top university if you’re looking for a good path. It was founded in 1855 in East Lansing, Michigan. There is mascot is known as “Sparty”. As the title of thr bame suggests, it’s.. well.. a spartan.

2: WAAAAAAY better than Michigan University.

3: Great for parties

4: Lots of good sports

5: An overall great college.

It’s an extravagant place, great one, and it’s also a nice place for hanging out and dancing and for frat parties.

Person 1: “I’m excited to get into Michigan State University!”
Sparty: “OH HELL YEAH!

Michigan State University by suite pee December 8, 2021