meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003

two piece and a biscuit

When you hit someone with the left and then the right and then punch them in the stomach.

Monoxide: "First you need to go back der and probably hit the bitch up with a two piece and a biscuit to her eye".

by Juggalo Jibakurei August 30, 2006

two for a quarter whore

a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter

damn... that jane girl is a two for a quarter whore

by mulletman69 August 29, 2006

Billy Two Sheds

Someone who thinks they have got something bigger and better than you have

"if i had a black cat he would have a blacker one. He's a right billy two sheds"

by michael d wright October 24, 2008

billy two-shits

Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.

Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"

Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."

by Fergus Mason April 02, 2008

ten to two bird

Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.

Jon hadnt pulled anything all night, the last resort was the 10 to 2 birds.

by spikeyperson August 21, 2005

Two Ball Lotion

Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.

This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion

by Long Duck Dong May 09, 2006