Twitter

It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.

Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on?
Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.

by doodlie.zemi May 19, 2023

Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.

Have you seen my Twitter today?

by lickityspits June 8, 2023

Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.

I want you to tickle my twitter

by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020

Twitter

A social media app used frequently by many people posting pictures and videos including arguments, art, memes, etc. Often considered a problematic platform to many people.

“Look what I just posted on Twitter!”
“That’s so cool! I just liked it.”

by Coolperson7765 February 6, 2022

Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021

Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.

"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"

by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020

Twitter Influencers

A twitter user with more than 10k followers, who shares content (mostly funny or sexual) to stare up opinions of their followers.

Twitter Influencers are stealing and recycling tweets.

A twitter influencer once told me my tweets aren’t sexual enough to appeal to the timeline.

by •ι αм α Gσ∂•✨♋️ September 8, 2019