Tool

1.(n) A Term often associated with words such as "jerk" or "dickweed" or the phrases that are as follows 2. (n) Nick Coots/ Cooter; "Your Such a Cooter!" 3.(n) Carson;"Don't Be a Carson."

Tool Nick Carson

by Karolleeelll July 24, 2009

tool

a man after you marry him =)

The man I married is a tool!

by myemptyspirit September 20, 2009

Tool

Someone who often times calls others tools to make themselves feel less toolish. Naturally the opposite occurs and they become even more of a tool. In some cases they are sluttly as well. This makes them a dildo.

"Ashley just called me a tool"

"That's because she's a tool and needs tool friends"

"That's what Erin's for.."

by Tmac415 December 24, 2009

toolin'

chillin', doing nothing, or doing nothing interesting.

Kid #1-whassup?
Kid #2- oh im just toolin' around the kitchen. you?

by jahabes December 26, 2009

Toolism

The attribute or quality of being a tool of society; an extreme follower and believer in america's flawed systematic government

Toolism is generally tied with hypocracy.

by Protagonistofatragedy333 September 21, 2010

tool

1. boy who is used to the benefit of other people
2. heart breaker; breaks up with girlfriend over text
3. lame skater who tries to hard to fit in

Boy: Hey van i borrow $10 to get home?
Girl: Ask (insert name here), he's such a tool, he'll lend it to you

by sd122 July 6, 2010

Tool

A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.

Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.

by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010