A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
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by southern surfer August 3, 2005
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A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.
A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.
by Bone Bender December 18, 2012
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Andrew : "Are you going to get your squirt?"
Eric : "I'm not sure. Hopefully she is a Skully Monster and likes to give head, because I am holding off on the sex."
Andrew : "Yea that's cool, just as long as you get your squirt."
Andrew : "Are you going to get your squirt?"
Eric : "I'm not sure. Hopefully she is a Skully Monster and likes to give head, because I am holding off on the sex."
Andrew : "Yea that's cool, just as long as you get your squirt."
by GormsMyGorms March 9, 2009
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