Alien Fingers

noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.

Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"

by Slimefeld August 18, 2007

not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 12, 2006

fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover April 27, 2007

ET Finger

The sex act consisting of fingering one's own faeces covered rectum shortly followed by fingering your partner with said finger until spaff occurs

"James!" Exclaimed Din, "I just gave her an ET Finger!"

by RogleDin November 30, 2018

Box fingers

When a woman touches/itches their smelly vagina.

Look sophia, that woman just itched their vagina, bet she has box fingers now!

by Dave the rave! March 09, 2020

finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

bonus finger

The finger you slip into a woman's ass while eating her pussy.

Lukas: Did you like that?

Helen: Hell yes! That bonus finger really put me over the top.

by The Shocker 4U June 10, 2014