logging into my zoom

means do what u need to do

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯

by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023

log hog

A log hog can either be a male or female who touches every mans log and dont let no one touch their mans log .

Hey homie did you get rid of that log hog girl you were with she kept violating me.

by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

Dog Log

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.

Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!

by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020

Log Voyage

when you are taking a shit and the poop hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your anal cavity.

Coby's Log Voyage sent shivers down his spine as water drifted inside his rectum.

by yoimba July 4, 2017