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Van

Van is a guy with an outstanding personally. He usually gets along with anyone, but if not with you, there is no chance of a relationship with him. He is a leader who is not the smartest, but most likely the wisest. You can almost always count on him to get out of a bad situation, and he thoroughly thinks through all his options. While at times quick to anger, Van will never let harm come to his friends or family. Van is a well rounded individual who has an unparalleled strength physically and mentally, and is a friend you'll keep for life.
"Van is probably my most trusted friend."

"Look at him, He's so cool! He must be Van."
by anonymous October 7, 2020
mugGet the Vanmug.

Monique van Bael

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.
Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael
by Hiding bodies with Helmer November 23, 2022
mugGet the Monique van Baelmug.

van sui

copy cat of another person named van, think shes good at art when shes not, is in love with someone younger than her and tried stealing her friends boyfriend
“i hate van sui
by jshsjshdjdjjd November 12, 2021
mugGet the van suimug.

Van Ginkeled

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.
The Washington Commanders got Van Ginkeled for a pick six yesterday against the Miami Dolphins.
by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023
mugGet the Van Ginkeledmug.

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015
mugGet the Rip Van Winkle festivalmug.

King van

Who
Who as in who the fuck is king van
by C red December 29, 2020
mugGet the King vanmug.

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