two piece and a biscuit

When you hit someone with the left and then the right and then punch them in the stomach.

Monoxide: "First you need to go back der and probably hit the bitch up with a two piece and a biscuit to her eye".

by Juggalo Jibakurei August 30, 2006

two for a quarter whore

a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter

damn... that jane girl is a two for a quarter whore

by mulletman69 August 28, 2006

billy two-shits

Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.

Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"

Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."

by Fergus Mason April 2, 2008

Billy Two Sheds

Someone who thinks they have got something bigger and better than you have

"if i had a black cat he would have a blacker one. He's a right billy two sheds"

by michael d wright March 1, 2009

ten to two bird

Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.

Jon hadnt pulled anything all night, the last resort was the 10 to 2 birds.

by spikeyperson September 15, 2005

Humping a two boy

A camp term, it refers to lifting and carrying two person bunks on your back. In order to do so you must tip the cot and balance it one your back. Then your carry it to a. another site. or b. the designated cot area.

On tent crews we were humping a two boy

by SBSTAFF2010-TNCRTB August 8, 2010

Two Lick Chick

When you're really good at going down south, you make her climax with 2 licks!

That girl Aimee is a two lick chick... She's soooo sensitive.

by HerChoice November 17, 2010