having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.
by ekmo fatu November 27, 2003
Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
by E-Nasty April 06, 2009
The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
by bt February 27, 2003
1)A seemingly sweet innocent female that turns out to be very sexually experienced or a freak.
2)Used to describe someone playing dumb to avoid conflict.
2)Used to describe someone playing dumb to avoid conflict.
1)" That doe eyed surprise looks naive but she's seen more rug burn than a vacuum."
2)" Don't give me that doe eyed surprise look, you know exactly what you did wrong."
2)" Don't give me that doe eyed surprise look, you know exactly what you did wrong."
by Jeeves Wellington January 03, 2008
sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.
Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.
by Jago29 September 10, 2010
A white guy surprise is when you first see a white man's penis for the first time. You never know what you are going to get. It's a white guy surprise.
by TerCar June 02, 2017
closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.
See The Winston Slip for full details.
"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."
by pkbm July 21, 2006