poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

by lindsey greer September 25, 2006

tinky poo

someone you love

your my tinky poo

by b&e November 8, 2013

Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

by 6dia6hal6 July 1, 2011

Poo Berry

The poop that sticks to a dog's butt.

You need to pull that poo berry off your dog.

by Poo Berry August 18, 2012

Sports Poo

After intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. Often the movement leaves with a "clean getaway" (see definition for clean getaway) - essentially very little wiping required.

(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.

by the poo meister January 2, 2014

poo pants

Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.

"Ew you stink. You're a poo pants!"

by Cartoonist December 13, 2012

poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.

"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."

by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015