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nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.
When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.
by Max Wellington September 23, 2013
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Swigot's Nap

When you fall asleep when the sun is out, and wake up and the sun is still out regardless of what time it is.
Huh I woke up from my Swigot's Nap and I feel so awake!
by LogikalThinking April 14, 2019
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Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
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Good nap

When it's past midnight and you say goodnight but when it's really morning , so you end up saying Good nap.
Texting after midnight

Friend 1 : alright goodnight.
Friend 2: alright goodnight, or should I say good morning.
Friend 1: yeah you're right it's morning but it feels weird .
Friend 2: in that case "Good nap".
by Potatowarrior7 August 30, 2023
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Fatman nap

When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating
Bro I took a fatman nap yesterday
by Anyonomes 48 hunnid March 8, 2022
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sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot
It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo
by Hottie7402 October 2, 2021
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Kentucky fried dirt nap

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.
I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.
by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022
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