Milk chance

An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).

Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!

by teachmrj June 20, 2019

milk cushions

breasts

Caroline has big milk cushions

by awmm October 6, 2021

pepe milk

Used as an alternative to semen or Cumm

"This made my Pepe milk spill

by Hey beter April 2, 2017

mutated milk

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve

scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Milk Lady

A women (typically Vietnamese or Thai) paid to love you long time and milk you. Never are they someone to marry or become acquaintances with.

"My milk lady has Syphilis. Hopefully my wife doesn't find out".

by iraqimohammed April 22, 2018

Chocolate milk

What you call alcohol in front for your parents and possible snitches.

(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)

“Did anyone bring the chocolate milk?”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
...
“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”

by Pa-the-tic May 22, 2020

Milk box

A female who takes massive loads in her vag. None drips out. She keeps it cool for storage.

I’m going to smash that girl after school. I heard she’s a total milk box.

by Za3way May 7, 2021