Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

by Neilbra November 15, 2006

Alien Fingers

noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.

Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"

by Slimefeld August 22, 2007

fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011

Stringer's finger

The finger pain caused by stringing lacrosse heads regularly. Mostly felt on the fingertips and sides of the fingers.

"I strung Proton Powers for some bros yesterday - It gave me some bad stringer's finger.

by Stringin' spoons April 13, 2011

Doom finger

The action of jabbing your thumbnail into another's arm. Depending on boniness of the finger and fingernail length, the doom finger can be VERY painful! Especially when done repeatedly. The user makes a fist with the thumb sticking out over the index, much like a knuckle sandwich but the thumb instead.

Jessica: *holds up doom finger*

Abby: *sees it and cowers*

by Hazard89 April 17, 2011

Cadbury's finger

When either the male or female during sexual intercourse stick their finger up their partners anus in order to reach a g-spot.

Why don't we get freaky and you give me a cadbury's finger

by samzlaw December 5, 2010