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Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.
don't be such a jingle bat
by broe91 January 9, 2023
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prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes
That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.
by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018
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Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.
I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…
by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022
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Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.
Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.
by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018
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Waxing my Bat

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first
by Sintelliner August 17, 2021
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Nipple Bat

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.
Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!

Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!
by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016
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Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.
Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023
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