AK 1

A remote control for a DVD player.

AK 1 stat.

by YaoMama October 16, 2003

+1 guy

Some one who always has a better story than one you just told.

guy: "man I picked up really hot chick last night"
+1 guy: "that's nothing, I had a threesome with 2 models last night"

by pseudointeresting August 20, 2011

?shva=1

the weird tagline before everyone's gmail page loads

why does it say ?shva=1 before my inbox loads?" "idk

by I h4z a flavor June 26, 2010

September 1

the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.

person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1

by daddy schlong March 08, 2021

May 1

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021

November 1

today is the start of no nut november also if you haven't grabbed a girls ass today is the day my guy it doesn't matter what happens afterward its worth it

Girl: so today is november 1 wanna have sex?
Boy: babe but today is the start of no nut
November!
Girl: so
Boy: sorry baby but no

by Yeetarenomagical October 31, 2019

November 1

The first day of Christmas

A: awe man, Halloween's over now! :(
B: dont worry, christmas starts today!
(November 1)

by likewoahh November 01, 2019