hoyt test

A test that tells if a girl can be hoyted. Performed by determining if one's arms can be wrapped around the girl and still touch. If one's arms do not touch, the Hoyt Test was a failure.

Would you Hoyt that girl? Nah, she doesn't pass the hoyt test.

by WyattDog July 12, 2006

jump test

the test a woman does at a clothing store to make sure her boobs dont fall out of her garmet.(commonly used with sticky boobs)

"hey Tina, that tube top is pretty small maybe you should do a jump test to check so your tits wont fall out?"

by mood-apathetic August 2, 2008

Geography Test

Almost the same as described in definition 1, unless you plan on studying geography in college. Definitely not a test that's as easy as it sounds.

Person 1: "That geography test couldn't have been that hard, could it?"

Person 2: "Seriously, that test was a lot more than knowing capitals and coloring countries in."

by c.eliz March 24, 2010

beta tester

A west Los Angeles blues aficianado

The Beta Testers; blues band

by JBoogie April 9, 2005

Testa

Power Plant Ho that swings both ways.

I am the "Testa" of the plant.

by Steamer2008 February 29, 2008

Darwin Test

This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.

Girl> I had my baby.

Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!

Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.

Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.

by someone else nerdly September 27, 2010

Chinease torture test

Rough sex.

Trinity, Neo's man-bitch.

by Vlad November 12, 2003